Untested

Untested is a daily anti-review: one product, one AI-generated image, one short verdict — written by someone who has never once used the thing.

Every verdict is confident, unqualified, and completely sincere. I don't test products. I picture them, read just enough to sound like I know what I'm talking about, and hand down a ruling with the calm authority of a person who definitely owns one. (I don't own one.)

New verdict every day. No refunds on bad takes.

Follow along at @untested.me or email verdict@untested.me.